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McMetonym sms
(noun)
The substitution of the name of a fast-food restaurant for its food product(s), with “a.” E.g.: “We were so hungry we had to stop off and have a McDonald’s.” “I haven’t had a Wendy’s in a long time.” “I have a taste for a Chipotle right now.”
A metonym is a linguistic term for when a thing is not called by its own name, but by the name of something larger that’s associated with it or that it’s a part of, i.e. “Washington” stands in for “the federal government and our national political leaders.” Another example of McMetonym would be “a Ford” for “a car made by the Ford Motor Company,” etc.
mortificionadosms
(noun)
1. An expert on mortification. 2. A frequent presenter or audience member at Mortified shows.
mouthwashing fountain sms
(noun)
1. A small circulating fountain for home or office filled with mouthwash instead of water. Uses include germ-killing mouth sanitation as well as mindfulness and tranquility through its enchanting Listerine smell and gentle glugging and gurgling sounds provided by the flow of mouthwash in and around the rocks and pebbles.
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pre-nice sms
(adjective)
1. A “glass half-full”–inspired word, euphemizing bad behavior or temperament; implies possibility that person or thing that is unpleasant will become pleasant in the future. E.g.: “Don’t think of me as mean, think of me as pre-nice.”
pusstache sms
(noun)
1. A hairstyle for the female pudendum in which the hair is removed from the mons pubis, but a horizontal line of hair is left below that, giving the impression of a misplaced moustache.