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	<title>The Shrake-tionary</title>
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		<title>Defriendestation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DEFRIENDESTATIONsms (noun) When your online or offline &#8220;forest&#8221; of friends diminishes in number. This can happen by design, or unintentionally.  It&#8217;s nature&#8217;s way.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shraketionary.com/2010/11/21/defriendestation/</link>
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		<title>Rejectophilia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[REJECTOPHILIAsms To thrive on rejection, and thus be mentally ill in an opposite way from me. This person would be called a rejectophile.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shraketionary.com/2010/10/22/rejectophilia/</link>
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		<title>Hatefun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[HATEFUNsms (noun) The fun that comes with hating on any- and everybody and -thing. E.g.: &#8220;My goodness, don&#8217;t be upset at my tirade about [immigrants, gay marriage, Republicans, whatever], I was just having a little hatefun!&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shraketionary.com/2010/08/11/hatefun/</link>
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		<title>Storyster</title>
		<description><![CDATA[STORYSTERsms (noun) 1. Since Apple owns the trademark on &#8220;storyist,&#8221; I will Shrakemark this word instead as a shorter name for storyteller, which latter is a dumb word. &#8220;Storyteller,&#8221; to me, always calls to mind a plump middle-aged woman in a long dress encircled by children sitting Indian style. This new Shrakeism is much cooler. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shraketionary.com/2010/07/31/storyster/</link>
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		<title>Mortificionado</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MORTIFICIONADOsms (noun) 1. An expert on mortification. 2. A frequent presenter or audience member at Mortified shows.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shraketionary.com/2010/06/09/mortificionado/</link>
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		<title>Shrackle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[SHRACKLE sms (noun) Contraction of &#8220;Shrake cackle.&#8221; A word to describe my laugh, which sounds like Rod Stewart coughing after he has gargled with broken glass.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shraketionary.com/2010/05/21/shrackle/</link>
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		<title>Rejection Flip</title>
		<description><![CDATA[REJECTION FLIP sms (noun phrase) The moment in your career when you stop having to beg, grovel, and bug everyone to give you a chance and putting up with constant rejection&#8230; and instead it becomes their turn to bug you to be on their show or in their magazine or whathaveyou. There&#8217;s a moment when [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shraketionary.com/2010/05/19/rejection-flip/</link>
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		<title>Y&#8217;pple</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Y&#8217;PPLEsms (noun) (Pronounced &#8220;yipple&#8221;): A contraction of &#8220;you people.&#8221; Compare to &#8220;y&#8217;all,&#8221; &#8220;y&#8217;uns,&#8221; &#8220;yuz.&#8221; Not region-specific; can be used anywhere.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shraketionary.com/2010/05/14/ypple/</link>
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		<title>Clap-laugher</title>
		<description><![CDATA[CLAP-LAUGHER sms (noun) Person (some might say buffoon) who claps automatically with his hands every time he laughs. Behavioral tic endemic to the Dumb community, and to some extent also the Fat community.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shraketionary.com/2010/04/25/clap-laugher/</link>
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		<title>Benefit of the Dead</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BENEFIT OF THE DEADsms (noun phrase) Attributing attitudes to the dead that distort how the deceased would have actually felt, to the advantage of the living person who is talking. Examples: 1. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to give myself the benefit of the dead, and say: I know Grandma would want me to steal this money from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.shraketionary.com/2010/04/16/benefit-of-the-dead/</link>
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