APPENDIX: Baby Names
GIRLS
Dumma
Fartlin (Based on the very popular-circa-1995 “Caitlin” — but more whimsical, less traditional!)
*NEW* Matronymia (A matronymic is a personal name based on the name of one’s mother, grandmother, or any female ancestor. So why not make a pretty name out of it?)
Maussi
Quartknee
Sanity
*NEW* Sha-Sha-Shawna (“Stutter names” are going to be big this year)
Tituba (The slave accused of practicing witchcraft by the Puritans in Salem, Massachusetts, in the early 1690s)
BOYS
Commander (“Manny” for short)
Commissioner (“Mish” for short)
Jerkson
Lawgiver
Screamo
Z-Rok
UNISEX
*NEW* Learnings
Nutley (For town in N.J. where Martha Stewart is from)
Popunder (For the Internet nuisance, but this name benefits from sounding Icelandic!)
Snacker/Snackette
Survivor/Survivorette